Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Wolf Father

I'm not against remaking classic monster movies. If there's any remake I get really excited for, it's the remake of classic monster movies. It seems like it should be really easy, mostly because the rules are pretty vague, whereas most remakes force the creative team into a tight framework, lest ye get too original. A monster movie requires only a skeletal formula, leaving a creative team free to explore all corners of the myth. It's staggering what an immense failure The Wolfman is in every respect, specifically in its attempts to work against the script and performances, thinly attempting to connect the two disparate styles with gum and paperclips and the hopes and prayers of orphans made manifest. If the film had committed to a tone, either one of these tones could have feasibly worked, but with half the film pulling in one direction and the other half pulling in the other, it manages to tear itself to shit, fucking up even the most fundamental aspects of story.

First, our protagonist should be someone we like and relate to. I don't take exception to this film's Lawrence Talbot, an actor long estranged from his family who spent some time in a mental hospital during his youth after witnessing the suicide of his mother, but as written and as played by Benicio Del Toro, he's totally static, unengaging and unrelatable.

It's sort of a miracle that Mumbles Del Toro is an actor today, one of the great justices of Hollywood that he can get cast in something like The Wolfman and has an Academy Award. I'm a huge fan of his, specifically his ability to communicate vast emotion through his junkie eyes and drunken slurs, always creating tragic characters with a unique charisma. I love the idea of him in mainstream releases, contrasting so strongly against the typical Hollywood star by never even coming within noseshot (haha dogs) of being boring. To be fair, he's in a badly written, badly directed film that was retooled and fucked with far too much in post-production, a practice that will never be kind to actors. Still, it's a testament to a film's ineptitude that they can make Benicio Del Toro, one of the most inherently watchable actors of his generation, completely bland. Similarly, Emily Blunt, one of the best actors of her generation, is totally wasted in a role that calls for her to overact in that subdued, costume drama way that we're used to from every actress that isn't Emily Blunt. It's a relic from when the film was what it should have been: a moody Gothic horror film. Oh, you still thought it was a moody Gothic horror film? So did I, until about twenty minutes into the film and so did the actors until, presumably, the premiere.

If you hear someone praise this film by tossing around phrases like "this is a Wolfman for our generation", toss that person's face like a fucking salad. Our generation sucks sometimes, and we can all agree (WE CAN ALL AGREE) that our generation's horror films suck more than anything else, including our war. The sad fact is that as you stood over that man's bloodied remains, you'd realize he was right: The Wolfman is a Wolfman for our generation and while an excellent cast and lavish production design are eviscerated, shredded, minced and fucked before your eyes, I defy you not to cry tears of blood thinking about how our kids are going to think we were gigantic fuck-ups. It doesn't even have any pretense towards real horror. Apparently after so many rewrites, reshoots and re-edits, a director loses his mind and decides to make the muppet kung-fu film we've always wanted, but with werewolves.

"Muppet kung-fu" is a pretty appropriate way to describe the tone of this film, but it neglects the gore-porn angle. For some reason, I thought this film was PG-13 going in, a thought I began to question after the tenth anal evisceration. I realize now that I was under this impression because there's no reason for The Wolfman to be anything large or bombastic or, in my mind, any way at all for it to be large or bombastic. It's high-concept horror with no intentions toward being horror. Still, I haven't even begun to describe how fucking mad this film is. Ironically over-violent horror films are a trick learned by direct-to-DVD Blockbuster exclusives years ago and one would think that a major Hollywood filmmaker like Joe Johnston would know how weak it is, but that's the only trick the film has. He doesn't even stage his action with any flair, it's all just campy decapitations between sandwiched between Very Serious dialogue.

At least Anthony Hopkins and Hugo Weaving aren't wasted, Hopkins because he gets the one scenery-chewing role in the film that comes close(ish) to the film's tone, and Weaving because he has never given a bad performance and could only be miscast as a preschooler. But those are just two parts of the film that don't explode in fiery failure

I love truly mad or unusual films, especially ones that were produced for a large audience in the Hollywood system, but that's not what The Wolfman is. It's pseudo-weird, playing tricks hacks have been playing for years to get a reaction stoned high schoolers have been giving to cheaper films for years. It's a movie for stupid people. The sort of thing people go to to talk loudly over and forget about a few minutes after they leave the theater. It's something that preteens go to until they discover alcohol and sex, but since it's rated R they won't be able to get in and will have to discover alcohol and sex. In fact, all the babies born of preteens in the next two years will be called "Wolfman babies", which will confuse religious crowds in the coolest way possible. As in shooting babies with silver bullets. Yeah. That'd make a good film.

2/10

Friday, February 5, 2010

Portrait of a (Vampire) Killer

Watching From Dusk Till Dawn has helped me realize why horror films so rarely work. Things need to change and evolve, become new and connect with a new audience. Horror hasn't changed since the 80s, even today when we go see a horror film, nine times out of ten we're watching teenagers get hunted by a murderer of some sort, or maybe we're just watching a person meet a slow demise. People don't actually shake in terror from these things, it's just gore-porn with no real ideas or intentions behind it. Because Hollywood has been lazy and audiences have been even worse, we've been trapped in a revolving door full of mutilated corpses for about thirty years.

That's not a new criticism, but it's a fucking relevant one until someone does something about it. It means a lot to me that From Dusk Till Dawn exists for that reason, even if no one understands its intentions. You see, a major change in any artform has to come in a package that's easy to consume for the public, and after that the truly great genre films will appear. By nature, true horror films are not easy to consume for the public. When something that's truly horrifying but lacking the defining genre stereotypes that make it identifiable as movie horror arrives, people do not know what to do with it and tend to discard it. We're left with truly exceptional experiments that succeeded in more ways than they had any right to that were left totally ignored by the public, and whose reputation has less to do with the actual intentions of the film and more to do with the self-conscious kitsch it wrapped itself in and the reputations of the creative team involved.

Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino succeeded more readily than any other filmmaker in trying to do something new and different with horror. I can understand how heartbreaking and disappointing the film's failure was and how that could have driven Tarantino to never touch the genre again and to return to what made him popular in the first place with the nice but forgettable Jackie Brown. If you ask me, and you may as well because you're reading this, From Dusk Till Dawn is Tarantino's strongest screenplay of the 90s, if only because it pulls off such bizarreness so flawlessly.

I can't even begin to summarize the film's plot, so I will say this: it is about two bank robbers slash brothers in Texas. There's a preacher and his family in there somewhere, a bar, a few shootouts and the film may or may not have something to do with vampires. All those plot points and secondary characters are peripheral, though. If you're determined to think of it in these terms, you could call the bank robbers the "monsters" of the film, specifically Richie (Quentin Tarantino) a character that the film lives and dies for. Everything truly important and edgy happens in the first thirty minutes of the film when the secondary characters are just barely introduced and just barely defined.

Which inelegantly brings me to another point. The lengths the film goes to to define characters most people would see as stock (murdering bank robbers) are interestingly contrasted with the film's half-hearted attempts to define the preacher, Jacob (Harvey Keitel, clearly the most professional and actorly of any of these actors), who receives a glazed over characterization in one scene where Seth (George Clooney) prods him for information on his life. The preacher gives him all the typical character bites: his wife died a painful death, he lost his faith, quit his job, he's taking his children with him as he runs away out of grief and the two criminals that have kidnapped him are pushing him to the edge, and he's willing to kill for revenge should either of his two children be hurt. In that one scene we're given a character who is often seen as an interesting, compelling character, but Tarantino shows him to be more a stock character than the murdering bank robbers that he loves with all his heart.

There's a story that Tarantino started writing this film the night that he won his Academy Award. If Tarantino said that in an interview or something he intentionally gave his film another layer of meaning. Tarantino regards Jacob's character with respect, but is far less interested in holding his hand through his routine arc than he is with showing a deranged killer with no capacity to change run into obstacles that he can't wrap his child-like mind around. I hesitate to say Tarantino spits in the face of Oscar bait, because I don't think that he would have included Jacob in the film and given him such rich dialogue and hired an actor he respects as much as Harvey Keitel if he didn't love the character, but I certainly think his presence in the film is a commentary on what was happening in the world of film at the time and how critics and audiences were lumping his films with stuffy domestic dramas just because Pulp Fiction won an Academy Award. Tarantino's love of film has always been B-Movies and exploitation and trash, whereas the sensibilities that the critics fawn over, like his dialogue and his careful characterization, are derived from art and life in general.

In more ways than the blatantly obvious, this film is Tarantino's statement on winning an Academy Award. The clearest evidence that this film is all about Richie is that Tarantino himself plays the character, seemingly untrusting of another actor to take on a character he holds so close to his heart. If we were to list all the movie psychos, my hard drive would probably fry and I'd crash Google's servers, but Richie Gecko is a totally different beast. The movie doesn't relate to him on our terms, it relates to him on his own terms. In many scenes, we're literally inside the head of a murderous psychopath, and that world's similarities to ours make it all the more seductive. The differences are painfully subtle, but perfectly captured in my favorite shot in the film. At one point, Kate, the daughter of Jacob (played by the uniquely sexless Juliette Lewis) turns to Richie and says "Richie, could you do me a favor and eat my pussy? Please?". The suddenness of this statement keeps us wondering if it's really happening for about a second too long, and Richie is totally transfixed by her in all her sexless glory. How the great Guillermo Navarro shot her is a mystery to me, but the effects may be the purest little nightmare I've ever seen. Her eyes are different colors, one a harshly lit green, the other much darker. Her hair is a texture that you would be afraid to touch or that you might have nightmares about being suffocated by. The way her face dominates the frame suggests the powerful sexual urges Richie feels when near a woman he finds sexually desirable. It's interesting to see this scene in context, too, because the two best scenes in the film, featuring the Geckos and a hostage named Gloria, shows Richie's sexuality in a different mode, perhaps fueled by a lack of physical attraction to Gloria.

These two scenes, as I've said, are the best in the film. At the beginning of this post I suggested that From Dusk Till Dawn had a very new brand of horror up its sleeve and it's mostly expressed in those two scenes. In fact, they're so dark and so suspenseful and so perfectly realized that as I watched them this most recent time, I found myself sweating in terror. My point about modern horror is that the novelty of slashers and such has worn off after thirty years, and while I'm well aware of many horror films without men in hockey masks, so few of them work without eventually selling out and becoming just another cheap horror film. An untrained eye could accuse From Dusk Till Dawn of the same crimes, and it wouldn't be a totally unsubstantial argument, but I would argue that Rodriguez and Tarantino aim to make a large statement not only about horror, the history of horror and the optimistic future they have in mind for horror, but the direction that horror is going in thanks to lazy filmmakers and audiences. Their new brand of horror is self-contained and featured in just a few scenes. After that, as is typical of Tarantino's writing, he bounces around from style to style, quickly getting bored with one, but always moving seamlessly.

In fact, Tarantino's genre infatuation (and I'm a man who loves his genre films, so Tarantino is really right up my alley) has never more blatantly been the foundation on which is film is built. Observe: most every character in this film is a genre stereotype who behaves with the logic of that genre "world". I already discussed Harvey Keitel's character, but Seth Gecko, George Clooney's character, is clearly super-slick action hero type, perhaps even a James Bond type. You'll notice he's the only one in the film who can kick a shelf full of bottles and have the exact one he wants fall right into his outstretched hand. He's the only one who can punch someone standing right behind him and cartoonishly knock them unconscious, and you'll notice that he's the one who gets all of Tarantino's trickiest dialogue. Richie is a bit harder to peg, but as I watched the film I got the feeling that his character was mostly derived from screwball comic relief characters. Of course, the twist is how unhinged that person would be, always tagging along with his slick, handsome older brother and watching everything he does fail in comparison to his brother's casual successes.

Now I think it's time we address the elephant in the room: vampires. The fact that it's vampires is incidental, and there's a lot less going on in the second half where Tarantino and Rodriguez indulge their love of B-movies, but there are a few things of note. I'm always taken aback at Tarantino's death scene no matter how many times I see this film. He's become more sympathetic since he murdered Gloria and it's become more and more clear that he's just a child. His death scene has an air of tragedy, and I think that has a lot to do with the filmakers' love and sympathy for the character. Also, Seth makes a statement about the vampires that has a lot behind it:

"I know why you lost your faith. How could true holiness exist if your wife can be taken away from you and your children? Now, I always said God can kiss my fuckin' ass. Well, I changed my lifetime tune about thirty minutes ago 'cause I know, without a doubt, what's out there trying to get in here is pure evil straight from hell. And if there is a hell, and those monsters are from it, there's got to be a heaven. There's just got to be."
There's a lot happening in this speech, but I'd like to direct your attention to the bolded statement. Richie was the monster in the film's first half, and when the vampires are introduced, he is killed. I'm inclined to say the reason the second half exists at all is to mitigate Richie's actions by comparing him to creatures of pure cocksucking evil (there's also a line at the very end about psychos that has a similar effect). Richie may have been a bad person, but he certainly wasn't pure evil straight from hell.

I admire Tarantino's tenacity more than anything about him, but I can't bring myself to commend his performance here. I think it might be a symptom of two major personalities working together so shortly after becoming big fucking deals and not being able to be completely honest with each other. If Tarantino had directed this film and had viewed the dailies, he would have understood why his performance wasn't working. I understand that he's protective of the role, but he's just not right for it because he's not an actor. It's absurdly clear when he's interacting with Clooney, who's doing some of the best work of his career in this film. Tarantino understood that he has an awkward screen presence, but he did not understand that an awkward screen presence is not the same thing as an awkward presence in this film. I think Tarantino learned his lesson here, too, because to illustrate my point, it's very easy to point to Frederik Zoller in Inglourious Basterds. His very presence disrupts the flow of the film with its awkwardness without ever once taking you out of the film with stiff expressions and movement and stilted speech.

Aside from Clooney, my favorite performance in the film is Brenda Hillhouse (who I just discovered was Tarantino's acting teacher) playing the hostage Gloria. She only has a few lines, but the camera is unwilling to stop looking at her, and she gets the most interesting character moment in the film that isn't given to Richie. When Richie innocently and disarmingly invites her to watch TV in the other room with him, she spends a few moments hesitating before she and the audience begin to understand that he's genuine and that he is truly a child. We understand his capacity and penchant for violence, but we are as yet unaware of his capacity for sexual violence. We know something bad is happening, and there's an ominous fog over the whole scene, but we root for Gloria and hope that she survives and that we've just misread Richie. How much Hillhouse communicates just with expression is one of those acting marvels.

I can't express how badly this film has been misjudged. Hopefully history will be kind to it, but its only reputation is as the midnight movie that it sort of is for about thirty minutes. It's given no thought or credit outside of that and I blame audiences too lazy to engage with it on a level outside of exploding vampires. It's not unusual for a brilliant genre film to be ignored for everything but its cheap pleasures, but the disservice done to our fucking culture by ignoring From Dusk Till Dawn is head-spinning. The beating it took critically and at the box office may not have been your fault, peers of mine who were six years old when this film came out, but it's your fault for not rediscovering this film for more than its trashiness.

10/10

Monday, February 1, 2010

Little Golden Men

I realized in a mild daze that Oscar nominations are tomorrow morning and for fuck's sake I need to stop delaying this. This was originally going to be two separate posts, but fuck it, man, I'm merging them.

I broke onto the blogging scene as an Oscar predictor, and I still make a point of doing it, mostly because I have friends who also do it and it's sort of fun. My grape of interest is now a raisin now, or a dead cat or something, and that has everything to do with Best Picture last year. Well, Crash had something to do with it, but I was still pretty enthusiastic the next two years, especially when The Departed (my second favorite of 2006 (at the time, (did The Proposition come in 2006? I think it had its American release in 2006, right?) but now it's third or fourth)! The best the Academy has done in years!) won Best Picture. 2008 was a pretty weak year. I saw a lot more movies that year and I only had three films I would have given a 10/10: The Dark Knight, Wall-E and In Bruges, and none of those received a nomination. In fact, they nominated The Reader over those films, which I haven't seen but reserve the right to insult. I didn't see it on purpose. I'm fucking done with holocaust movies. They had their chance, and if your genre peaked with Schindler's List, you underperformed. They're dreary and serious and unpleasant and trade in themes that have been mined into collapse, killing dozens of miners and trapping many more. Holocaust movies are for middle aged people who throw parties and sit around talking about how we should be sending Native Americans checks and how children are the future. Fuck holocaust movies.

Anyway, I was totally uninvested in last year's Oscars. My favorite Best Picture nominee was Frost/Nixon, but I still didn't feel particularly strong about it. I was angry that Danny Boyle won Best Director for some of his weakest, most uninteresting "Hollywood does Bollywood" work. I was furious that Sean Penn won an Oscar for a nice, but uninteresting role for the second time (okay, he was pretty good in Mystic River, but I think we can all agree that Johnny Depp deserved to win that year) when he did so much more interesting work in, say, Dead Man Walking and when Mickey Rourke gave the most ball-shattering performance of the year. I'm just as pissed about Crash as the next guy, but you don't have to give statues to the gays and take them away from more deserving people and create the same problem all over again, do you?

What am I talking about? It's the fucking Academy, of course they do.

So, to be clear, I have not seen enough movies this year to really predict the Oscars accurately, but I'm going to try because tradition is important.

BEST PICTURE
The Hurt Locker
Avatar
Up in the Air
Precious
Inglourious Basterds
Invictus
Up
An Education
A Serious Man
500 Days of Summer


500 Days of Summer is my No Guts, No Glory prediction here, for those of you who know what I mean. I played it safe, mostly, but I can see a lot of surprises popping up here. Either A Serious Man or 500 Days of Summer could easily be traded out for District 9 or Star Trek, but I think the Academy feels like they covered their asses post-Dark Knight with their Avatar nomination.

BEST DIRECTOR
Kathryn Bigelow for The Hurt Locker
James Cameron for Avatar
Jason Reitman for Up in the Air
Quentin Tarantino for Inglourious Basterds
Lee Daniels for Precious

Director seems pretty sewed up right now and it seems pretty crazy to try and mess with this or Best Actor. I haven't seen Up in the Air or Precious, and I'm not Jason Reitman fan, but I'm happy to see my man Quentin in the race again, and with a maybe 5% chance of winning, I can live with that for now.

BEST ACTOR
Jeff Bridges for Crazy Heart
Colin Firth for A Single Man
Jeremy Renner for The Hurt Locker
George Clooney for Up in the Air
Morgan Freeman for Invictus

There won't be any surprises here.

BEST ACTRESS
Sandra Bullock for The Blind Side
Carey Mulligan for An Education
Meryl Streep for Julie & Julia
Gabourey Sidibe for Precious
Zoe Saldana for Avatar

Okay, okay, we all know that last slot, and my next No Guts, No Glory is totally wishful thinking, but I'm hoping that Hollywood's groupie-like affection for James Cameron will get his actors some recognition. If they're serious about giving it Best Picture they will nominate Saldana. Historically a film with no acting nominations doesn't win Best Picture (tell that to Slumdog Millionaire, though) and James Cameron has always gotten great work out of his leading women. At this point I'm willing to bet that Bullock will win because fuck knows why. She won the SAG and the Globe, right? And she's one of the worst actors in Hollywood.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Chirstoph Waltz for Inglourious Basterds
Stanley Tucci for The Lovely Bones
Matt Damon for Invictus
Woody Harrelson for The Messenger
Christopher Plumber for The Last Station

So we all know that Waltz is taking this, which is great, but it's left the remaining spots fair game. I basically chose four people who are great, respected actors but have either never been nominated for an acting Oscar or haven't been nominated in ages. Any one of those actors deserves to win an Oscar one year, but not this year.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Mo'Nique for Precious
Anna Kendrick for Up in the Air
Vera Farmiga for Up in the Air
Julianne Moore for A Single Man
Samantha Morton for The Messenger

Mo'Nique takes this in a cake walk, and the two Up in the Air chicks are going to make it. Julianne Moore is a perennial space-filler and Samantha Morton is a brilliant actress who should have won in 2002 for Minority Report.

BEST ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Quentin Tarantino for Inglourious Basterds
Mark Boal for The Hurt Locker
The Coen Brothers for A Serious Man
Pete Docter and Bob Peterson for Up
Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber for 500 Days of Summer

Tarantino wins this, but it could go to Mark Boal. The Coen Brothers are becoming regulars, and thank Yahweh for that. New Pixar film? Give them a screenplay nomination and shut those damn animated films up. 500 Days of Summer's presence here is an extension of my bold choice to put it in Best Picture. And look at that, if this weren't the year that the Academy decided to pussy out, this would make a great Best Picture slate.

BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner for Up in the Air
Geoffery Fletcher for Precious
Nick Hornby for An Education
Neill Blomkamp for District 9
Scott Cooper for Crazy Heart

This lineup makes a lot of sense to me. When you run out of Best Picture hopefuls, the screenplay category becomes a runners-up list.

BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY
Dion Beebe for Nine
Roger Deakins for A Serious Man
Mauro Fiore for Avatar
Robert Richardson for Inglourious Basterds
Bruno Delbonell for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

And that's it. We'll see how I did in a few hours. I mostly played it safe after my disastrous fuck-ups last year, but knowing my luck the Academy will go crazy and nominate Transformers (the first one) or something. Anyway, I think nominations are announced at 6am or something.